Integrity for Sale Number03 is for all the gamers out there. Moments like this are what come of playing far more World of Warcraft than is strictly healthy. I’m on a WoW hiatus right now because, y’know, kids, but it’s one of my forever gaming loves.

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Character 2: Can I have some of your soda?

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Character 1: opens soda

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Character 1: Sorry, soulbound.