You should always look on the bright side of life. Sometimes there aren’t a lot of them, but take what you can get!

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Title: Integrity for Sale: Dystopian Perks

Panel 1
[close up of character’s face] There is one major advantage to being in quarantine.

Panel 2
[close up of hairy legs]

Panel 3
[close up of hairy armpit] The last time I shaved was in the BEFORE TIMES.